This blog entry is going to jump around

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Okay, my new favorite thing is Pandora. If you go to http://www.pandora.com , you can enter an artist or song, and it will develop a radio station with artists that are similar. It's been a lifesaver during a VERY boring 12 hour shift at work. (Another shift where they're paying to me to do nothing!)

One of the nurses I am working with tonight just got into a sneezing fit. Seriously, at least four full minutes of sneezing. Not continuous, but enough that I would have needed a Depends, because after four sneezes, I've probably pretty well soaked my drawers. And I bet she sneezed around 20 times.

Today I got up and got in the pool. I asked David to cover my back in sunscreen, which he is horrible at. He'll tell me he's done, and I'll have to say, 'No, David. I mean REALLY put it on there thick!' and he'll get mad and tell me he did.

So I come inside after two hours, and my back is red. Not my arms. Not my legs. Not my face. MY BACK. David said, 'Damn, your back is going to be BURNED!' I said, 'Yeah, that's what happens when you tell someone to put sunscreen on you and they do a shitty job of it.'

He gets an 'A' for effort in trying to make up at least 30 different reasons why my back being burned had nothing to do with the lack of sunscreen he applied to it.

I am, quite literally, a redneck right now.

Okay, speaking of redneck, we have some tree stumps in our yard we need removed. Now, we had a guy lined up to grind the stumps down who kept NOT showing up. So I finally got pissed off, because all we're doing is going to plant a flower bed when the stump is gone, so I planted it anyway!



The fence is temporary. It's keeping the dogs out until they realize they'll be chinese food if they go near it. We're getting stone this weekend.

Yeah, Fat Girl went to Lowe's and bought 200 lbs of top soil and planted this in the dark. I think I did a pretty good job!

The previous owners had some crazy tall bushes planted in the landscaping out front, and once David dug them up, we realized there was a plant behind them. I told David I thought it was a lily. Sure enough, it finally gets some sun and I see this:



I LOVE LILIES!

Ooh, admission. I guess I get to do my job after all.

I could fall asleep right now

So yesterday I didn't get off work until 9:45am. I was exhausted. I got home, and was trying to do some stuff before bed and I was so tired I was doing stuff like jerking my arm, so I went to sleep. It was 11am by this point. Although I was tired, I had to lay there and kind of wind down before I fell asleep.

At 2pm, I wake up to the doorbell ringing like crazy, and my phone ringing. I looked out the window and it was my FIL. I'm in a sports bra and drawers, so I do him the favor of grabbing David's bathrobe. This entire time, he's still ringing the doorbell and calling. When I open the door, he says, 'OH! Did I wake you up?' No genius. Then he tells me he just needs me to open the garage door so he can get the tables from Matthew's party.

WTF? WHY COULDN'T YOU CALL DAVID FOR THE CODE TO THE GARAGE?

After that, I locked the door, walked back to the bedroom and thought, 'Let's try this again'. I crawl into bed, cover myself up, and smile, because this has GOT to be the most comfortable place on earth, and I'm convinced that's why Matthew WILL NOT sleep in his own bed, hahaha.

Do you know the doorbell starts ringing again? Why is it people can't ring the doorbell once, they have to keep hitting it until you answer the door. I finally gave up.

I AM SO TIRED RIGHT NOW. I wish I didn't have to work. I'd be taking a nap in the pool, haha!

HELLO ALL WEEZER FANS!

If you haven't downloaded/bought The Red Album, you must do so RIGHT NOW. If you've got WinRar, I'll provide you with a link to download it! I haven't been this excited about an album in a long time. I'm not even a huge Weezer fan, but this is really good stuff. I loved The Green Album, but this one is better! I transferred it to my phone so I could listen to it at work!

I went to work at 7pm last night and clocked out at 9:45am. What's wrong with that picture?

You know what sucks? WORK! Haha. I need to take a napHOLY CRAP THE PHONE SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!

I'm a slacker

I haven't posted on here since January! Holy cow I'm a loser.

Summer's here, it's finally HOT here, and the pool is open. YAY! Matthew is having a blast in it!



I've got to get on the bandwagon to lose weight. Until I do, there isn't a chance we're going to try and have another kid. It's too risky.

If I have any new readers, welcome!